My mother-in-law scared the hell out of me. But it’s cool, because the stench of Satan reminds me of her anyways. Hungry? Deviled eggs anyone?

“She’s ultra conservative, while I am ultraviolet. I would show, but I’m beyond …”

“She said, “You disgust me. How do you live with yourself?” So I said, “Like I l…”

“My name is Couch Choochoo, and I’m here to train you.”

“I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it…”