My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.

“Bums are called bums because they sit on their ass all day.”

“I want to merge oven mitts with boxing gloves, so I could effectively, and safe…”

“-Do you have any scary I can borrow? Orafoura asked.
-I’m afraid not, I replied.”

“-I’m looking for a man—
-There are several suspects in Topeka, Ks. that match t…”