My name is Couch Choochoo, and I’m here to train you.

“Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advan…”

“A brick makes an excellent window cleaner, if you throw it hard enough. Before …”

“Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the s…”

“Gin is a confusing drink. It’s the only liquid that’s both wet and dry.”