My name is Hope Happy, and I am a pessimist.

“Today is 8-9-10. August, 9, 2010. So hooray for Chronologically Ascending Day!”

“Let’s split the pizza amongst ourselves, and divide the price evenly amongst yo…”

“I needed to take her to a concert, or maybe invite her out to go stencil street…”

“The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicini…”