My name is MooMoo Cowlishaw, and I’m as vapid as vapor. Gaze at me grazing.

“There’s money to be made with a name like Cash. I should print myself into popu…”

“I didn’t get sucker punched. It was more of a lollipop.”

“A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to t…”

“While I love people, I hate every single person. I only like a person if they’r…”