My name is MooMoo Cowlishaw, and I’m as vapid as vapor. Gaze at me grazing.

“I’m an artist. I’m a cave painter. Archaeologists and art critics of the future…”

“I keep odd hours. I keep them stuffed under my mattress.”

“I just received the message she left earlier today. She left the message yester…”

“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like fee…”