My name is Mr. Greenblew, and I am not turquoise.

“I don’t have time to kill you, and you don’t have time to die, because I’m not …”

“I need camouflage that works in such a way that when I wear it, you disappear.”

“I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know …”

“The idea of a belt holding my pants up seems so 20th century. Imagine a world w…”