My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late, and that she’s already part of some combo meal somewhere.

“I’ll name my town “Unwelcome,” and the sign will say, “Welcome to Unwelcome.”

“One to five, I’m not sure how most people would rate me. But I’m certainly top …”

“I don’t collect awards, I collect empty trophy cases. Once my collection is lar…”

“Some people talk nonstop and manage to say nothing at all. Other people are mor…”