My name is Sam (my name is Am), and I am my own fan. I’m a clone of Jarod Kintz, and he supports my message. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without …” “If there were a speedometer that went from 0-1, that’d measure how fast I fell …” “I want to work at a big firm. Erection.” “Orafoura, The Mythical Mr. Boo, and Love made flesh walk into a bar, and the ba…”