My new mustache is barely big enough to cover my pubic region.

“This place reminds me of the time I had amnesia. I think. It also reminds me of…”

“I have an inconsequential errand to run tomorrow so I’ll get up at 5, be there …”

“When you pay for security, it seems like you’re paying for nothing—and that’s t…”

“Rich mahogany wood was used to construct the bookshelves, and the floor is also…”