My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it.


“Her car is being repaired, so I offered to give her a lift to work tomorrow. I …”

“I found love when I stopped looking for it. And I sold it precisely when everyo…”

“A brick could be used as a headstone. Or the instrument that proves “until deat…”

“She drew me as a chubby rectangle. But that’s cool, because Chubby Rectangle wa…”