My OCD governs my actions like a governor, but I didn’t vote for it. No, I voted for Dora J. Arod.

“I can fly a plane, but I can’t fly a planet. Not without a seatbelt the size of…”

“I killed him, but that doesn’t mean I enjoyed every second of every month of th…”

“Call me Red Thunder. My partner, Silent Lightning, is invisible, but noisy.”

“I got my girlfriend knocked up. Next time I’ll ring the doorbell before I enter…”