My penis burns. I guess I should stop trying to put out forest fires with it.

“I’ve come a long way in the last year. 365 days, to be exact.”

“I’m unemployed, so I’m seeking a handjob.”

“But I still have no cash flow. I need a job, or the gift of prophecy and a plan…”

“I made you a logo. It’s supposed to represent you as a person, and that’s why i…”