My philosophy on life: On a burrito, the cheese goes underneath the sour cream. Otherwise, how will it melt?

“I am not a professionally trained professional. I am an amateur professional!”

“A book on war is useful, but it’d be even more useful if it could shoot bullets…”

“A picture is worth a thousand words, but is 400% less valuable, because a pictu…”

“Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to othe…”