my problem isn’t piracy, it’s obscurity

“Face-book has all the social graces of a nose-picking, hyperactive six-year-old…”

“Your problem is, you're trying to understand it. You need to just do it.”

“If you've never programmed a computer, you should. There's nothing like it in t…”

“Any outfit that can’t figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own ca…”