My rules are as follows: don’t follow, unless there’s a fire. And in that case, follow from the front.

“My #love stories have happy endings, because I stop the tales before dejection,…”

“Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.”

“A brick could be used as an identifier, for all those people with no real ident…”

“I’ll make a goofy face at you. It’s just another stunning example of my ability…”