My rural erection didn’t impress the people in town, but I did have all the dairy farmers lining up to try to milk it.

“I am Orafoura and he is me. And he is not me. And I am not me. Or him. And I am…”

“At the hospital, I won’t be in fair condition. I’ll be in unfair condition, and…”

“If I could die saving two lives, I would, provided each of those two people wer…”

“I don’t endorse my checks, because what, am I just going to give away free auto…”