My sex life is Ok. Specifically, Oklahoma City.

“He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled bec…”

“I want to write the world’s worst cookbook, which I’ll title: “The World’s Wors…”

“To me, the most confusing part about golf is that I don’t know whether I’d rath…”

“My uncle missed the sixties. Not because he was too young. He just simply slept…”