My shoes are scuffed and dirty from dancing. The grave of my enemy is where I go to find my inner Astaire.

“Turn the fan off when I’m talking. It not only makes my words colder, but it di…”

“My love is like hooray! Special terms and conditions may apply. See dealer for …”

“I rearranged the letters of the word “Wisdom” and got “swimod.” Afterwards I fe…”

“A blanket could be used as a shield, in a fight with a cold shower. I know, bec…”