My skin hasn’t been sleeping. It stays awake just itching for a fight.

“If I could store any character quality in a cookie jar, I’d store patience. Cho…”

“I put the choir in kissing. Too bad there’s no sing in fornicating. But that do…”

“With his spiked brown hair, he would have looked like a porcupine if he wasn’t …”

“Seeing no better jobs on the horizon than flipping hamburgers with so much grea…”