My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets.

“I like watching baseball as much as my grandma’s left ear is loud. (She’d proba…”

“Dream dialogue: 
-Don’t cry. I, too, know what it’s like to be different.
-But …”

“I’m growing out my baldness, and a mustache. Combined with spectacles (glasses)…”

“Mr. Lollipop, do I look like a sucker to you?”