My stomach’s upset. I must have accidentally said something to insult it.

“How do you know you are who you are? How do you know you’re not simply a clone …”

“I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if …”

“I have a stalker, a beautiful one: the sunset. Every day she’s there, watching …”

“I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.”