My time at the pool went swimmingly. Better than a nude beach, because I was the only one who was naked.

“We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso.”

“Every man has a soul, but will every man’s clone have a soul? No, because me an…”

“Pepperoni looks so much like nipples that I can’t eat pizza without getting hor…”

“18 rules for not getting caught. 1-17: don’t tell anybody. #18: not even your c…”