My wife and I aren’t a match. We’re a match and gasoline.

“I fill my life with speech, but not with people who are truly listening.”

“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sa…”

“I’m not selfish. I’d gladly give someone’s life, a more valuable life than my o…”

“As our bodies are mostly made of water, I’d rather be hungry than thirsty. And …”