My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.

“I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes …”

“A blanket could be used to keep an iceberg warm. People are so selfish and want…”

“I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mile…”

“A brick could be used to illustrate the seriousness of the situation. You’ll kn…”