My wife keeps me busy while she talks—I’m not listening, but rather making the air masturbation gesture.

“I didn’t do it in 1066. But I’m only not guilty because I wasn’t quite alive th…”

“I need to convince John to convince Jim to convince Jason that I don’t need con…”

“When you are the designated buyer, ask for more money than the item costs, so w…”

“When your action is gone, and all that’s left is motionlessness, I’ll be there,…”