My wife keeps me busy while she talks—I’m not listening, but rather making the air masturbation gesture.

“I want to win an award that doesn’t exist yet. Well, I want my clone to win it,…”

“But back to the coffee. I was here on a mission. I just spent nearly five bucks…”

“The temperature in the room seems to have gone up about ten degrees. My armpits…”

“I’m an open book—an open book I’m still writing and editing. My book is a roman…”