My writing, it’s all I have. Well, aside from my health. And shelter, food, and clothing. Oh, and my cat.

“I run a tight ship. It’s so tight, you could call it a canoe.”

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”

“Is my conversation putting you to sleep, or is the rufie I slipped in your dog …”

“There was an amazing party last night. I would have asked you to come with me, …”