My writing looks like it’s ten steps behind my mind, and racing to always catch up.

“If a man was choking, what would I do? Well, I’d remove my penis from his throa…”

“I put the “org” in organic. I also put it in orgasm and orgy.”

“When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, i…”

“Dead men’s fingernails make lovely shallow-grave shovels.”