Nanny Ogg appreciated fine wine in her very own way. It would never have occurred to Casanunda that anyone would top up white wine with port merely because she'd reached the end of the bottle.

“On nights such as these the gods, as has already been pointed out, play games o…”

“Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.”

“Cheese runners shouted at it, tried to grab it, and flailed at it with sticks, …”

“When I am old I shall wear midnight.”