Necessity is the mother of invention. She’s also my mother, though Invention and I have different dads.

“Surfers catch waves, and so do people being told goodbye.”

“If trees had love, instead of leaves, I’d gladly rake you into a pile on my law…”

“Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told…”

“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly ho…”