Never rub another mans rhubarb

“my mother never saw the irony of calling me a "son of a bitch”

“With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.-Jack N…”

“I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just…”

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”