Never sit on a freshly painted bench, or stand on a wet wall. That’s a lesson in love I had to learn the sideways way.

“A brick could be used as a trophy at your company’s annual award ceremony. It’s…”

“I like spending time with my family. And if you have the same last name as me, …”

“The moment I laid eyes on her I knew she was somebody else, somebody I could lo…”

“I believe two gays have just as much right to marry as one guy has the right to…”