never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring. . . the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring

“There are so many ways a family can unravel. All it takes is a tiny slash of se…”

“I know the first person I kissed won't be nearly as important as the last perso…”

“Q: How would you like your eggs in the morning?A: Unfertilized”

“Sometimes, to get what you want the most, you have to do what you want the leas…”