Next an Intimacy Consultant named Anita arrived. When Anita walked in she looked very studious. However, when she started to set up I would have never guessed that she did this for a living. First came all types of lingerie; see through, lacy, racy, edible, and even costumes.

"Okay," Phoebe cleared her throat. "The idea here is to purchase things for our dear Lilli to wear or use on her honeymoon." Phoebe giggled and I scowled at her.

"Don’t waste your money," I spat quickly, earning a laugh from Maggie and Viola.

"Oh, honey, if Aidan is anything like his uncle then you will definitely want to get yourself some."

"Mom," Maggie yelled and covered her ears.

We all burst into laughter.
"I’m just saying," Viola shrugged. "Your father is quite—"

"Seriously? Seriously, mom? No…Ew, ew, ew!" Maggie screamed as she left the room. "God, please let my car get here soon!

Author: Sadie Grubor