Ninety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or triplets allowed!

“The elevator wasn’t empty; it was full of fragrance. The perfume that lingered …”

“I’m too busy to chew. That’s why I blend all my meals into smoothies, and I mak…”

“I eat bar soap raw, because if you try cooking it, it disappears. The soap turn…”

“To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life.”