Ninjas don't splash other ninjas," "The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all." I said. Author: John Green Copy Quote More from John Green “What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, …” “You and me will read a book and find three interesting things that we remember.…” “The chaplain has a good life, an easy life. He is well educated, modestly well-…” “But I had to kill you, because the only other possible ending was us doing it, …”