No bears were molested in the making of this book. Well, no live bears.

“I want to keep politics out of my breakfast. Politics isn’t something I want in…”

“I didn’t do it in 1066. But I’m only not guilty because I wasn’t quite alive th…”

“How many birthdays can you fit in your lifetime? If you answered "All of them,"…”

“Lay your head on my shoulder and massage my buttocks while you cry.”