No footless parking. Violators will be toed.

“My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite.”

“There’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me.”

“This morning I ate a hamburger for breakfast, and then wept like a baby into an…”

“A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War. 
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