No matter how far or long you carry it, my love doesn’t weigh a lot. But if you aren’t carrying it with you, it will weigh heavy on your mind.

“Through the window yesterday I saw a fool talking to himself, and it made me la…”

“I enjoy breakfast in bed. But not while I am sleeping, because that’s when I’m …”

“The judge said he was going to throw the book at me. I hoped it was an ebook in…”

“I have a rough marriage. It feels like sandpaper, only not as soft and gentle o…”