No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake

“As if any one of those peo­ple isn’t al­ready look­ing around for a new gu­ru t…”

“You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.”

“I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't scre…”

“The first time you meet that some­one spe­cial, you can count on them one day b…”