Nobody can stop me. But only because I haven’t started yet.

“Am I the only guy that holds a flute of champagne like it’s a musical instrumen…”

“Nine out of ten Jarod Kintzes agree that there is only one Jarod Kintz.”

“I’m not a big car guy. I like compact cars.”

“If I had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and a midd…”