Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 


“This morning I ate a hamburger for breakfast, and then wept like a baby into an…”

“I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous o…”

“However unfortunate you may feel, there are always those less fortunate than yo…”

“She said, “What?” so I replied, “What what?” She gave me a look that said, “Wha…”