None of us nine with the sixes. That’s the tragedy of love.

“Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Hones…”

“A blanket could be used to cover the engine of a car, much like a hood does, on…”

“I've been able to sleep with my eyes open ever since I started watching basebal…”

“I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion.”