Normal is made up of two friends—Norm and Al. That’s twice the number of friends that I have, probably because I’m weirder than normal.

“I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t b…”

“The boxer had two black eyes. But that’s to be expected, since he was from Afri…”

“A brick could be used as a paperweight, if the words you wrote weren’t weighty …”

“If you can listen to or read anything, but misspelled words offend you, raise y…”