Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d better believe that’s the truth.

“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally o…”

“A blanket can be wrapped around one’s head and used as a helmet. It’s particula…”

“Her mouth contorted, and the wrinkles around her lips were like the dunes of a …”

“The most environmentally friendly last name is Green.”