Not only did I not join, but now I can’t quit. I’m a nonmember for life.

“The whole world is dying. Just too slowly and naturally for my liking. Somebody…”

“It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.”

“Learn body language so you can not only speak it, but misspeak it too.”

“A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait.”