Note to self: Never leave home without glitter.

“And, my friend, above all things, you most definitely, definitely, do not get a…”

“There are certain bits of stories that, because of their nature, are rather dul…”

“I had the best image of several dragons sitting on a couch crying into a microp…”

“Aw, man. I’d just shot an angel in the face.I made my way into the foyer and sa…”