Nothing says I forgive you like a punch in the face.

“Deep down, I’m an introvert. However, high up, I’m an extrovert.”

“The rooftop of the mouth is where the chest must sing love songs.”

“I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love.”

“Someday I want to write a sixteen-syllable Haiku about the death and disappeara…”