Number one on my list of things to do before I die is become immortal. Obviously there is no number two on my list.

“I never stopped loving you. I never did. I never loved you, not: I never did st…”

“I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank …”

“Women, if I understood them half as well as I understand fractions, I'd have sa…”

“If my ribcage is locked, just knock”