Obesity isn't as cool as it used to be, back in the earlier centuries. Before it was a reflection on your gross income, and now it's just gross.

“Cupid, that chubby cherub love dispenser, is dead. But before he died, he appoi…”

“Growing up, my parents never gave me as much as I wanted for my birthday. For e…”

“It’s a fact that when it comes to dating, men are all visual. Well, except blin…”

“Abstain from reading comedy or other government economic statistics.”