Obviousism—I would give you a definition, but the definition would only be an example of the word.

“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”

“We made love like September swims in August. But that’s natural, because it’s t…”

“In the interview I was told that I’d be replacing Robert, who was a robot. The …”

“Burn my eyebrows and call me Bette. But if I’ve got eyebrows, don’t call me Bet…”